bitchesflocktome:

nerissaidgaf:

someone get him a job at coldstone.

This really needs to be sent in with his resumé.

xkveezy:

LMFAO!

asdfasdfasdf:

hatecrimesandcanadiandimes:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

“There is no U in Freedom”

“yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s”

dat fiery sensation

the freshness..

ratherdielaughing:

ihatenicolascage:

comemierdaaa:

^ my thoughts exactly. 

WTF!

Spider woman.. 

^not a woman

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Fuckin’ Mozart!